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1. The bus
1a. The bus crash
2. The new bus
3. Getting off the bus
4. Walking in the door
5. The rent-a-cop by the door
6. A thorough search by the rent-a-cop
6a. He finds nothing, but beats you over the head with a gun
7. You stumble into the office
8. Office sends you to class
9. Upperclassmen remind you of you place in the sceme of things
10. Stumble into 1st period Spanish
11. Answer question wrong - bullet just misses your head.
12. Bell rings - dash to American History
12a. Take a wrong turn and fall off the landing on the stairs
13. End up in the nurse's office
14. Convince her you are ok
15. Slowly make your way to keyboarding
16. Turn on the typewriter and get a strong electric shock
16a. Lay on the floor twitching while the class ignores you
17. Crawl to Science and arrive late
17a. To your horror you see that you are doing a lab that involves
fire and
hydrochloric acid
17b. and all the saftey goggles and aprons are taken
17c. and you are wearing long sleeves that cannot be rolled up
18. Lab partner trips and knocks the burner over unto you
19. Learn your lession about being a pyro
20. Someone on the other side of the room throws a beaker of hydrochloric
acid
on you to put out the flame
21. You wake up in the nurse's office
22. Mesmerized by the shiny objects
23. Take the shiny objects and run
24. End up in cafertia and nearly gag on the horrid smell coming out
the door
25. Buy a slice of pizza
25a. And watch it move around your plate
26. Sit at your table
27. Fight breaks out and someone lands on top of you
28. Crawl out
29. Take a bit of pizza
29a. and choke
30. Get a carton of milk
30a. and realize it has curdled
30b. drink it anyway and puke it up
31. Somehow end up in the band room
32. Get your instrument and go to your seat
33. The person next to you (that you do not know) seems to have a grudge
on
you.
33a. You get beat over the head by a trumpet
33b. and the band director does not notice.
34. You slap him in the face
34a. and get thrown out of the band for miscounduct despite your protests
that
he started it.
35. End up in the office sitting in front of the principal
35a. He dicides that you can go back to class
36. You don't go back to band and wander the halls - avoiding all contact
37. The bell rings and you go to English
38. You make it to your seat without incident
39. A video is started and the person behing you keeps flicking your
head
40. You ignore him and he dosen't stop
41. You don't care anymore
42. The movie ends and a test is passed out
43. You get a giant paper cut on your arm
43a. You quickly write some answers and run out
44. Back in the nurse's office
45. She isn't there so you steal some band-aids
46. You go to Algebra
47. A pencil fight starts and you get one in your ear
48. You pull it out and hide under the desk
49. The teacher comes in and the pencils stop in mid air
49a. and the all land on you
50. You take out your notebook and end up with more paper cuts
51. The bell finally rings and you go to the chours room
52. You are on the top riser and they collapse
52a. You are trapped under a pile of rubble
53. You are dug out and the day ends
54.You get on the bus
54a. In the middle of a giant fight
55. Somehow you get in the middle of it
56. You escape with only a few cuts
57. You sit on the stairs and get trampled when people get off
58. You get off at your stop and the bus runs you over
59. A strange car picks you up
60. You end up in your front yard
61. You make your way into your house
62. and turn on the computer
63. It crashes on you
63a. Literally
64. You push it off and sit into a corner until the next day.
While most of this isn't true it does follow my schedule. And, believe
me, I'm not
exgerating on the cafeteria part.